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Originally Posted by dfogal
2) The secretaries were joking about the staff 'needing to compensate for something' after we went through a lot of people buying nice cars (Z06, S8, Cayman, etc).
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A female friend of a female friend of mine point blank asked me ,"Do you have a small XXXX?" in an attempt to embarrass me.
I replied, "We all seem small compared to your gaping, stretched-out XXXX."
True story.
I suggest that you tell them that you are compensating for the cavernous maws worn-out women over 20 are sporting these days. Sport seats fit like a glove, unlike the trashy women around this place.
I am sure HR will appreciate this. LOL.