Most embarrassing moment

ttc546 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 08:26 PM

OK. A bit off-colour but we are amongst friends here ..

Many moons ago I took my "lady at the time" to a top notch hotel for some rest and errrmmmm .. relaxation. Nunsmere Hall is the place to go - http://www.nunsmere.co.uk/

Great room, great food in the restaurant, good wine, good company. We go back to our room after the meal for a bit of errmmmmm ... relaxation. As we are errmmmm ... relaxing (or not) ... my semi-digested meal is expelled all over my "lady at the time" just as things are extremely errmmm relaxed.

Lets just say that the relaxation exercise was well and truly over ..

Anyway, thanks to her I go to the doctors some time later and find out that I have Barrats Oesophagus, which is an inflamed (permanently) gullet and can cause this type of "behaviour" if left untreated. I'm now on medication.

And my "lady of the time". Well, it couldn't have been too bad cos she married me ... eventually. But that is another story for another time ...

Whats your most embarrassing moment?

Joe_Tule · #2 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 08:48 PM

You puked on her and she still married you!

Hard to beat that.

I'll have to digest this one and chew on it for a while and see if I can top it.

ttc546 · #3 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe_Tule

I'll have to digest this one and chew on it for a while and see if I can top it.

Apollo · #4 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 09:21 PM

I managed to "beach" my Jeep Wrangler on a snowdrift while showing off what it can do to my now wife on a 3rd date. I can remember like it was yesterday, the embarrassment of digging out the car while she was sitting in there and freezing.
Still can't believe she never brought that up.

ttc546 · #5 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 09:22 PM

Here's another one. I do some sailing in my spare time. This is a vdeo of me and my boat. Watch the video for the full story to the end. Ooops

Moleculo · #6 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 10:45 PM

I think I was 5 or 6 and pooped in my pants during class. Everyone knew I pooped in my pants 'cause it was bulging out and stank up the entire room. Had to excuse myself and embarassingly walk home.

The Kloser · #7 (**permalink**) 05-03-2007, 11:58 PM

:d :d :d :d :d

YellowBirdII · #8 (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Moleculo

I think I was 5 or 6 and pooped in my pants during class. Everyone knew I pooped in my pants 'cause it was bulging out and stank up the entire room. Had to excuse myself and embarassingly walk home.

+1. Second grade. Same result.

j_copeland · #9 (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Gene

+1. Second grade. Same result.

All Those kids that laughed at you? They are driving Ford Aerostars now....

Apollo · #10 (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Gene

+1. Second grade. Same result.

+1 peed in my pants in the first grade, since I cracked too many jokes, teacher would not let me run to the bathroom. There was a nice puddle under my desk. Didn't help that I was the tallest kid in the class.

John OKC · #11 (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 03:18 AM

Cub Scouts had a program in the Grade School Auditorium, I was to lead the Pledge of Allegiance. Center stage, hand over heart, panic attack, forgot how it started. Long pause ... longer pregnant pause ... finally ... I Pledge ... and the crowd joined in. Haunted me for years.

**Swampcroc** · #12 (**permalink**) 05-04-2007, 01:15 PM

Gave an hour long opening day inservice to a high school faculty. My pant zipper was down the entire time. No one said a thing. I guess it was no big deal.

ttc546 · #13 (**permalink**) 05-07-2007, 09:32 AM

C'mon folks. There are 322,798 members here. So there are AT LEAST 322798 embarrassing moments to tell. Even if you can't reveal the MOST moment, at least share with us something funny that won't open you up too much.

Here's my 3rd one of the thread:

When I first started work many moons ago, there was a colleague who believed he had just about every medical condition under the sun, even though he looked perfectly fit enough to every one else, although he was always complaining about his bad back and all sorts of other ailments

Being somewhat young and naieve, and liked to put on a bit of "theatre", I mimicked him by doing a sort-of "Quosimodo" stance and walking around the office complaining of all sorts of aches and pains. The office folks were howling with laughter. More laughter more theatricals from me. Until ..... the aughter stopped suddenly. There standing in the soorway was the object of my ridicule. I just wished the earth could have opened up and swallowed me whole.

We hardly spoke to each other from then on .....