Top Ten Ways to Get a Thread Closed!

gtscayman · #1 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 01:54 AM

10. Type LMAO slower than moderators can type 'delete'.

9. Invite the library police to your thread.

8. Don't wear a bowtie cruising CC!

7. Use the word 'flash' but don't reference it to ECU's.

6. Use the word 'rubber' without immediately talking about tires or hoses.

5. All the Trekkies on the forum start doubting we're all cyborgs!

4. Show emotion.

3. Put a 'general off-topic' item in 'general off-topic'.

2. Give lurkers a reason to think that there may be humour.

1. Forget to feed the moderators prune juice.

**Devsol** · #2 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 02:00 AM

You forgot: Using your moniker if your name is Richard

**Santa Fe** · #3 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 02:00 AM

Yea, you would be surprised how many people cannot seem to remember the forum posting rules that were agreed to when they signed up. I've see that "But it is me I can offend anyone" from a few members. Some people think that they are cute but I've not seen the photos.

douzzer · #4 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by gtscayman

Top Ten Ways to Get a Thread Closed!

Holy cra.p are you bored!

**beez** · #5 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by gtscayman

1. Forget to feed the moderators prune juice.

Wow, that's kinda harsh, don't you think? I'd like to think that the time I spend volunteering to try and keep this place fairly orderly, and yet still pretty darn fair, deserves a little better than that... but I guess not. To each his own.

Thanks,
brad